Rayzzou's collection

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassivePremium Service. +3 DEF to the next card. Tipping is mandatory.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusDing. +1 ATK to your symbols. Ding. Ding. Zip.