OnclePat's collection

PassiveLucky Break. Wins every tie. Has no idea why.

PassivePlatinum. +5 to all stats while you lead. Wagered a house for this badge.

PassiveHarvest. +5 DEF to Moo-Fo units. Files a police report on aliens every week.

PassiveEclipse. Swaps two cards' ATK. With style.

PassiveLevel Up. +5 ATK and +5 DEF after a win. 8-bit music included.

PassiveWanted. Attacks first vs characters. His bounty is worth less than his losses.

PassiveBerserk. +3 ATK each time he's hit. He loves it, which is worrying.

PassiveCollect. Takes half an allied unit's ATK. Collects everything. Even your sandwiches.

PassiveThe Law. The opponent plays one spell per turn. Never read the law himself.

PassiveCelestial Sword. Deals 10 damage to two cards. Then forgets why.

PassiveHeads or Tails. Doubles or cancels one attack per turn. Biggest gambler in the World of Twelve.

PassiveRoyal Birdie. Attacks twice. Crown is from the cash shop.

PassiveWabbit King. +3 ATK per Wabbit. Cawwot tyrant.

PassiveGolden Shell. Reflects half the damage. Bling-bling.

PassiveFusion. Absorbs an allied Jelly and takes its stats. Cannibal, but royal.

PassiveMegaways. +1 ATK per card in play. Ate the doghouse.

PassiveCurse. −5 DEF to an enemy card each turn. No book, just bandages.

PassiveFrenzy. +10 ATK when a card leaves play. Smells losses a mile away.

PassiveGiant. Splits into three 10/10s on leaving play. Goes “BLOP”, loudly.

PassiveSugar High. Attacks twice with 3 candies in play. Max-win-level diabetes.

PassiveTsunami. −5 ATK to all enemy units. Gets everyone wet.

Passive8-bit Breath. Deals 15 damage. The fire is square.

PassiveFull Steam. +5 ATK per carriage. Three hours late, but in neon.

EffectYour strongest card doubles its ATK this turn. Demo mode only.

EffectYour cards keep bonuses for 3 turns. Three respins, zero coins.

EffectYour cards attack with +5 ATK. 117,649 ways to lose.

EffectPay 20 DEF: draw 3 cards, keep the best. They're all duds.

EffectA card turns invisible for 2 turns. Just like your balance.

EffectEach player draws a card, you draw two. 3,000 entries, 1 winner, not you.

EffectA card out of play comes back at random. The draw is provably fair. You still lost.

EffectRemoves an enemy card of rare or lower. Reason: "vibes".

BonusHigh roller. +5 ATK to High Rollers. "Okay, one last spin."

BonusSpin It. At random: +20 ATK, +20 DEF or zilch. Mostly zilch.

BonusBounce. The bonus lands on a random card. Always in the middle, on the x0.5.

BonusMinesweeper. +15 ATK, 1 in 4 chance to lose the card. You click anyway.

BonusVitality. +10 DEF to the holder. Green as you after a dead spin.

BonusSwiftness. The holder attacks first. Months of farming for that.

BonusGlyph. Blocks the first attack. The Feca is proud, let him be.

BonusGold Edition. +3 ATK to mascots. Plated, not solid.

BonusPot. The winner of the next fight gets +10 ATK. 10% goes up in smoke.