Mvp's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTilt. +10 ATK, −10 DEF, and it's the RNG's fault.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveNight Session. +5 ATK from midnight to 6 AM. No one sleeps on this Discord.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectReplay your last card. Free, but you'll pay anyway.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

Effect+5 ATK to a card this turn. Less than the bet, but it flashes.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectA card attacks first this turn. It'll think later (never).

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusStepping Up. Fun just got serious.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusShiny. Nothing special, but it's pretty. Not edible.

BonusHot Mic. +2 ATK to mascots. Everyone can hear you breathing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusOpens the Way. Draw a unit. The door was open anyway.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.