Mvp's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveBack at Night. Comes back once with 5 ATK. Like your ex.

PassiveSplits. Leaves a 5/5 mini-slime on leaving play. Endless, like ads.

PassiveSurprise. Reveal a card from the opponent's hand. It was socks.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusIncomplete. Draw a card on entering play. The ace of spades is missing.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.