Jow59's collection

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveMyopic. +5 ATK vs units. Misses one in three: it's the lag.

PassiveSticky. Opponent loses 2 DEF. And a bit of dignity.

PassiveRoots. Can't be moved. Or reasoned with.

PassiveSpores. −2 ATK to all enemy units. Do not eat.

PassiveRock. Immune to spells on turn one. Immune to jokes, always.

PassiveNo Hugs. Attacker takes 3 damage back.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

EffectRestores 10 DEF to a card. A magic kiss, basically.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

EffectCancels the next enemy spell. No, your "free coins" link won't get through.

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.