Jarod's collection

PassiveHeist. Steals 5 ATK from a card. Leaves a sorry note.

PassivePole Position. Attacks first. Never brakes.

PassiveLive Now. +3 ATK per Community card. “Not financial advice.”

PassiveBan Hammer. Removes an enemy common unit. Unpaid, obviously.

PassiveGuardian. On turn one, attacks target it first. Barks at the mailman.

PassiveCharge. +3 ATK per Gobball. Promoted because he had a helmet.

PassiveBite. +5 ATK vs units. Half dog, half kangaroo, 100% trouble.

PassiveDeep Roots. +10 DEF when it doesn't move. It never moves.

PassiveJaws. +5 damage per attack. Big salesman grin.

PassiveWobbly. Absorbs the first attack. Blueberry flavor, allegedly.

PassiveMystery. Its ATK is revealed on attack (5 to 40). Spoiler: 5.

PassiveHowl. +3 ATK to your units. Also howls when the bonus won't hit.

PassiveCascade. Plays again if it wins a fight. Goes “blop”.

PassiveBite. Steals 5 DEF. Vegan on weekends.

PassiveFull Moon. +10 ATK at night. Does yoga by day.

PassiveTickets, Please. The opponent loses 3 ATK. Nobody has a ticket.

Effect+10 ATK to a card. Super for who, exactly?

EffectReplay a card's attack. Same result, but with hope.

EffectDeals 8 damage to two cards. And the map.

EffectThe opponent skips their next turn. Time is money (lost).

EffectOne card from each side faces off. The loser will blame luck.

EffectDraw 2 cards. All of chat clicks at once.

EffectYour Chatty cards gain +3 ATK. ALL IN CAPS.

EffectSummon two 5/5 viewers. They type “first” and leave.

EffectA card about to lose gains +10 DEF. “That was almost a max win.”

BonusRed or Black. At random: +10 or −10 ATK. We don't talk about green.

BonusExpanding. The bonus expands to a nearby card. The whole book is one symbol.

BonusGelano. Ignores one attack, once. Bit sticky on the fingers.

BonusTreasure. Draw a card when it leaves play. The chest is empty, but pretty.

BonusScream. +3 ATK to Community cards. Clips on every big win.