Jamanaaaaa's collection

PassiveNot Biting. +3 ATK every turn nothing happens. He's used to it.

PassiveJust One More. +5 DEF per turn. Said he was quitting three hours ago.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassivePremium Wool. +3 DEF per Gobball in play. Alone, it's useless. Like a sock.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveBzzz. +3 damage per attack. Unbearable at 3 AM.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveSquad Up Too. +2 DEF per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries too.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveClingy. +2 DEF per dog in play. Ate the PC cable.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveChaos. Swaps its ATK and DEF. Without warning.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveKaboom. Deals 5 damage when it leaves play. Do not chew.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

EffectNothing happens. Truly nothing. Admire the void.

EffectYour cards attack on their own for 2 turns. You went to make pasta.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectAn enemy card can't attack for 1 turn. It can still sulk.

Effect+3 ATK, +3 DEF to a card. See you tomorrow. And the day after.

Effect−5 ATK to an enemy card. KEKW KEKW KEKW.

EffectRemove one of your cards: opponent loses 10 DEF. The controller didn't make it.

BonusSmall Bet. "I bet small, it's just for fun."

BonusRigged Luck. Reroll a result. Nobody saw a thing.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusMore RGB. More RGB, more skill. It's science.

BonusCozy. +2 DEF to Gobballs. They want their wool back.

BonusLight. The bearer attacks first. The Piwi is in mourning.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

BonusPre-Chewed. +2 ATK to dogs.

BonusLucky Charm. Wins ties. Only works in demo mode.

BonusAlmost Lucky. Reroll a failed draw. The fourth leaf fell off.

BonusThree in a Row. +5 ATK if you have three. You have two. Always two.