Diprase's collection

PassiveWeb. Target unit can't attack next turn: it's stuck in its notifs.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveCosmic Milk. +3 DEF to your units. Abducted 14 times, doesn't care.

PassiveGrowth Spurt. +1 ATK per turn. His parents say it's a phase.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectA card attacks twice but loses 5 DEF. Lose faster, sleep sooner.

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

EffectBoth players get +5 DEF. Nobody means it.

EffectYour cards get +5 ATK and lose 5 DEF. Nobody has a voice left.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusTrade. Swap a card from your hand. The kamas got blown on a Dragoturkey.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.