Camsso's collection

PassiveCoffee. +1 ATK and +1 DEF per turn. Paid in Chatty Coins, so unpaid.

PassiveThink? Never.. Attacks first. Never reads passives, not even his own.

PassiveHealing Word (beta). Restores 5 DEF to an ally. Sometimes the wrong one.

PassiveNo Sneakers. Enemy units lose 3 ATK. Turned Chatty away twice.

PassiveBuy Feature. Skip a turn for +15 ATK. Bonus pays 2x. As always.

PassiveTeen Angst. +2 ATK vs Gobballs. Doesn't want to end up like his dad.

PassiveSquad Up. +2 ATK per Piwi in play. Solo, it cries.

PassiveShell. +5 DEF on turn one. Then it panics.

PassiveBrittle Bones. Comes back once with 10 DEF. Doesn't know he's dead.

PassiveSmall Win. +1 ATK per cherry in play. Pays 0.2x the bet, but with a smile.

PassiveTumble. Goes again if it wins its fight. It rarely does.

PassiveHidden Value. Random ATK from 5 to 25. Always 5.

PassiveGlitter. +3 ATK to an ally card. The fairy dust is from a dollar store.

PassiveCoupling. +3 ATK per wagon in play. Always late.

PassiveSwarm. +1 ATK per Mini-Chatty in play. Who knows where they're from.

PassiveSpam. The opponent loses 2 DEF per turn. He's still mid-sentence.

PassiveWinning Ticket. One in three chance to survive. Statistically: no.

PassiveEmote Spam. −2 ATK to an enemy card. Coos in emotes.

EffectDiscard a card, draw one. Everything drops, except the wins.

EffectYour weakest card gets +5 DEF. "Just 10 cents, for science."

EffectRepeats a played spell's effect. Happens once a year.

EffectDeals 8 damage. To the knee.

EffectAn enemy card skips its next turn. Feels like Monday morning.

Effect+8 ATK and −4 DEF to a card. The Iop is happy.

EffectDraw a card. First to click wins, and it's never you.

EffectLook at the last 3 cards played. And cry a little.

BonusTicket. 1 in 10 chance to draw a card. 9 in 10 chance of nothing.

BonusBoost. +5 ATK for one turn. Your heart, less so.

BonusComfort. Costs more than your desk.

BonusNourishing. Restores 3 DEF per turn. Rock hard since 2004.

BonusRecall. Returns a card to your hand. Also, call your mom back.

Bonusx2. Doubles another item's bonus. Only drops on dead spins.

BonusFishing. Draw a unit. Usually an old boot.